Humor in English

arbitrator: n. A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds.
avoidable: v. What a bullfighter tried to do.
balderdash: n. A rapidly receding hairline.
burglarize: n. What a crook sees with.
coffee: n. The person upon whom one coughs.
counterfeiters: npl. Workers who install kitchen cabinets.
eclipse: v. What a Cockney barber does for a living.
esplanade: v. To attempt an explanation while drunk.
eyedropper: n. A clumsy ophthamologist.
gargoyle: n. Olive-flavored mouthwash.
lymph: v. To walk with a lisp.
paradox: npl. Two physicians.
parasites: npl. What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
relief: v. What trees do in the spring.
rubberneck: vp. What you should do to relax your wife.